In Pan We Trust
Prince Albert of Monaco rallies a coalition of nations to liberate a populus that has been stripped of their freedoms by an oppressive regime. They are going to liberate the American People. But who will lead the army? Well PAN, of course! After Prince Albert wines and dines him in Montecarlo, the horny god signs on for the job. With the help of some enormous weed bombs--weapons of Pan's own devising--the invasion goes without a hitch, and America wakes up (after everyone sleeps off a nasty hangover) to a new day. But trouble creeps in when Pan is proclaimed president and the power goes to his head.
Will the old president Topman keep parroting the party line? Will Daphnis convince Pan that nobody dresses like Conan the Barbarian in the 21st century? Will the shadow government be revealed? How much does it cost to clean the White House after a Pan-sized party?