A CAUTIONARY TALE
When Pan falls head over hooves for a sexy Chinese stripper named Dynatite, he'll do just about anything to win her – even if that means turning his back on his goaty ways. Blinded by lust, Pan won't listen to Daphnis’ warnings, and does the unthinkable: he ties the knot. Alas, neither Dynatite nor marriage turn out as he’d hoped. In an attempt to fix things, Pan begins to act more and more "human," which causes him to fall into a deep depression. Will Pan get off the couch and stop drinking beer? Will Daphnis be able to rescue his beloved friend? Will they ever let pandas into the strip club?