IN THE BEGINNING
We begin in a world before gods had faces. They don't live ON the wind, and IN the sea – they ARE the wind and the sea. That may have worked since the beginning of time, but – according to a couple of aliens with the slick marketing pitch –the Olympians are going to need some serious re-branding if they want to stay relevant in the coming age of gods with human form. And so it comes to pass that the Greek gods take on human shape… for the most part. When Pan comes out of the alien anthropomorphization booth only half formed, he becomes the laughingstock of Mount Olympus. But when Greek love boy Daphnis sees him, it's love at first sight. Will Pan be able to find a place for himself in this new order? How many hits will Zeus get it on his Facebook page? Will Daphnis blow the panpipe?
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